Wednesday, 14 September 2011
crystal is fat
We are the same but bilateral. From our increcimentabiowis days to our Matt Murphy obsessions, she is my girl. I wrote this girl a letter 2 weeks ago that explained all the lovely things i love about her, and it was one of the easiest things to write because its so easy to say nice things about Christ. Christinis, Penis, Wenis, Christ, Crystal, Crystalbee, Ramram, Rambo (kidding i just made that one up), Christram, Tina, Teenie, Tintin (Tinishe is also known by this nickname), and now Lady Maccas are all the names she can be called. Rambo (haha) is a goddess. First impression: liked the simpsons... too much. Penis will never admit to that, but we all know that its a big FAT lie. After i got over that hurdle, we bonded through the hard core activity: debating. I shan't ever forget how we manipulated our coaches and laughed at the boys having trouble speaking. Due to the Shore musical we were unable to continue this joy of life. There's always next year! looking back to my year 8 diary i said, "I don't like Tina because when she argues she acts like its a debate! Thats weird, also she is too skinny and sometimes tries to be funny, e.g. the baby incident." What a lovely friend i was! lets not forget the nice things though, "Tinas nice because we are debating budz 4 eva! OMG she is hilarious, we think the same things are funny, she is georgeous and kind... Luv ya gal!" So yea, sorry Teenie, i'm a slight hypocrite. Wenis is amazing, as i said before, we are legititimately the same. We bond over our music taste... which is the same, we drool over Murph, and we both share the love of Ms N! The amount of times that she has fixed situations is infinite. She legit has the answer to most problems of mine, and basically she makes me happy. Which is good. WE ARE THE SAME BUT BILATERAL.